Taking My Own Advice

I’m a sucker for advice columns.  If I had my own, I’d give out some tough love, I’ll tell you that.  Maybe I should start with myself.  Here’s a taste of this week’s column…

I get asked a lot of questions, as does anyone whose e-mail address is on the web.  Most of the questions are poorly written inquiries into my sexual prowess, with promises to enhance it with some product or other for a low, low price of only $49.95.  If these hucksters took the time to target their sales pitch, they would know that

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