It’s Gonna Be One Helluva Party

I do love a good party and next month provides a million reasons to get together and celebrate!  Here’s your personal invitation to THE party of the summer!

It’s Gonna Be One Helluva Party

You are cordially invited to a party in honor of National Bathroom Reading, Perennial Gardening, Soul Food Heritage, Aphasia Awareness, and Turkey Lovers’ Month. . .

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Keeper Fantasizes a Life

We all fantasize about something. As a child, I fantasized about being locked in a toy store overnight.  As a young woman, I had dreams of meeting the perfect guy. Today, I fantasize that someone will invent a pill that makes you lose weight AND grow hair.

My husband lives full-time in his own fantasies, and they may surprise you.

Keeper Fantasizes a Life

My husband has a very active fantasy life.  Now, before you start thinking this must make for some very interesting boudoir action, let me just say …

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Stop the Musical Torture!

Most of us have never experienced the kind of torture John McCain endured as a POW.  That doesn’t mean we’re not subjected to deliberately induced stress every day.  Today’s column is about the musical torture we undergo at restaurants.

Stop the Musical Torture!

I used to think that complaining about the noise in a restaurant was such an old-person thing. Now that I qualify for the Senior Specials when we dine out…

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A Day for Moms and Cops

This week’s column is FREE for everyone who is a mother, has a mother, or knows a mother.  If you have forgotten to send a Mother’s Day gift, it’s not too late!  Forward this column to the mother of your choice and then buy her a one-year subscription for the low, low price of $26.  Easy Peasy!

A Day for Moms and Cops

© 2009 by Mary Hanna

Chances are, you won’t forget Mother’s Day on Sunday.  Even if you were in a complete media blackout all week and you missed the commercials, the ads and the special sales, your own mother is bound to remind you.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Jason and Tom, if you are reading this, Sunday would be a good day to call and check to see if I’m still alive.  No flowers or cards necessary–just a 3-minute call to give me an update on your lives.  I’m tired of…(Read more)

Regrow, Recycle, Reuse

Sure, you recycle paper and plastic, but do you save your hair clippings and reuse them?

This lady does! Read the column:

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